By Kimberlay Kiernan, Conscious Life News

The articles we read, the events shaping our world, and the environment we live in make our lives very serious, but as someone who reads Conscious Life News, you know you need to remain balanced to be healthy and effective in this NOW time.

We need to remember to be more like children. A child laughs spontaneously and scientific estimates are that an adult needs 15-17 GOOD SOLID BELLY LAUGHS  a day to be healthy.

So here you are. Take a few wonderful minutes. Reduce your blood pressure, lower stress, release endorphins, balance your hormones, oxygenate your blood, improve your cardiac health, and enjoy this chuckle. Have a few giggles on us!

Go ahead. Laugh Out Loud!!! You deserve it!

Watch this classic by Tim Conway from he Carol Burnett show.  A man goes to the dentist…..

There’s a Story Behind Every Court Case

A Minnesota farmer named Olie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.

In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot attorney questioned him thus:

“Didn’t you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?”

Olie responded: “Vell, I’lla tell you vat happened dere. I’d yust loaded my fav’rit cow, Bessie, into da…”

“I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. “Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!’?”

Olie said, “Vell, I’d yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas drivin’ down da road…”

The lawyer interrupted again and said,  “Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By  this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Olie’s answer and said to the attorney: “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie.”

Olie said: ‘Tank you,” and proceeded. “Vell as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my fav’rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin’ her down de road vin dis huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side, by golly. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder ditch.

“By yimminy yahosaphat, I vas hurt purty durn bad, and didn’t vant to move. An even vurse dan dat, I could hear old Bessie a moanin’ and a groanin’. I knew she vas in terrible pain yust by her groans.”

“Shortly after da accident,a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie a moanin’ and a groanin’ too, so he vent over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her right between the eyes.”

“Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, How are you feelin?’”

“Now wot da f–k vud you say?

And finally from my brother in Canada…..

*You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things  you shouldn’t?   Yeah. I don’t have one of those.

*Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. End the violence.EAT BACON!!!!

*If there’s a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven, doesn’t that say a lot about anticipated traffic numbers?

*My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance for Idiots that needs work!

*So…when is this “old enough to know better” supposed to kick in?

*Have  you ever listened to someone for awhile and quietly wondered, “Who ties your shoelaces for you?”

*Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “M” is silent.

*When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only difficult for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

http://consciouslifenews.com/laugh-loud-onyou-deserve/11115937/